| Funny |
| 1. |
When
i open my eyes every morning i pray
to God that everyone should have a friend
like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! |
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2. |
"Do
U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come,
O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl,
E-Equally......That’s why boys
go to college regularly.... |
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| 3. |
First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring, then the suffering. |
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| 4. |
I'm a killer, i kill people
for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE!! |
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| 5. |
Girl
friends are like mobile phone, whenever
you want happiness just check inbox,
whenever u want to cry check out box,
and whenever u want to enjoyment just
plug in your charger and enjoy. |
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| 6. |
Husband
asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. |
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7. |
We
will now upgrade your brain, please
wait....Searching....searching...still
searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found...! |
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| 8. |
1 person
- you are lonely
2 people - you have a couple friends,
but not many
3 people - you have a few friends...
4 people - you have some friends...
5 people - you have several friends!
6 people - you have many friends!
7 people - you are SOOOO loved!
8 people - everyone loves you!!!!!! |
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| 9. |
blood
test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they
cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying
profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test ! |
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| Love |
| 1. |
Time will always fly, but our love will
never die. Keep in touch and remember
me |
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| 2. |
Love is like a golden
chain that links our hearts together
and if you ever break that chain you’ll
break my heart 4ever!xxx
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| 3. |
I
m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz
i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God
loves me. Do u know how? cuz he gave
me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my
love. |
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| 4. |
I
am in hospital now. After 5 minutes,
I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I
stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. |
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| 5. |
If
you fall in river there is a boat ..
if you fall in well there is rope ..
but if you fall in love there is no
hope |
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| 6. |
I
have the "I", I have the "L", I have
the "O", I have the "V", I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"? |
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| 7. |
I miss
u when i am bore
I miss u when i am alone
I miss u when i am worried
I miss u when i am happy
I miss u when i am confused
I miss u when i am upset
I miss u when i think about u
I miss u when i am tension
I miss u 365 days
I miss u 52 weeks
I miss u 12 mths
I miss u 8760 days
I miss u 8760 hrs
I miss u 525600 mins
I miss u 31536000 sec
I miss u when i breath
I miss u every tIme ~*~ |
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| 8. |
101 reasons
what makes you a great friend:
1. I can't spell friendship without you
2. You??re the most beautiful flower in
the garden of my life
3. You can easily tell a lie for my convenience
4. You understand when I????m too busy
5. You know me better than my siblings
6. You don't necessarily support my decisions
7. You go an extra mile when I need help
8. U tolerate my bad moods and still speak
to me when your in 1
9. At others expense, you make a great
laughing partner
10. You walk in when others walk out
11. I can speak my heart out to you
12. You openly discuss a disastrous date/crush
13. You fall for the same junk as I do
14. You help me to choose the right think
for my heartthrob
15. I can throw my tantrums on
16. I can rely on you to post my letters
17. I know I needn't look my best when
you?re around
18. I can discuss my creepy fantasies
with you
19. You motivate me to exercises
20. You???ve got sense of humor
21. You hand me your handkerchief when
I??ve conveniently 4gotten mine
22. You bluntly tell me when I need to
spray a deo or mouth freshener
23. I can freely discuss my ex's end my
latest crush
24. I can talk to you for hours about
anything and nothing
25. I can tuck in for a blockbuster night
26. You know my secret wishes and keep
them a secret
27. You know how to give me little surprises
to make my day
28. You keep me well informed about latest
gossips
29. You let me know, when I need to mend
my way
30. You r a reminder of what???????s important
in life
31. I can freely discuss censored topics
with you
32. You always welcome me with a warm
hug
33. Even if we're not in touch for ages,
I know your there for me
34. You flatter me when I need to
35. You never burn a hole in my pocket
36. Shopping is fun. You always manage
a good bargain
37. You understand my moods very well
38. You answer my phone, when I?????m
avoiding a call
39. You never let ego come between us
40. You are there for me, when I??????m
feeling down
41. Going out with u doesn't need a reason
or occasion
42. Time simply flies by whenever we're
together
43. I can be very comfy with you
44. You help me solve my problems
45. You keep a check on me when I????m
at my spending spree
46. You can sit quietly with me
47. You care for my happiness
48. You equally participate with me on
playing a prank
49. You don't take me for granted
50. You get worried when I????m not well
51. You read me like a book
52. Your always soooo right
53. Whenever I???m wrong you never make
it worse by saying "I told u so"
54. I can be funny and get away without
making a fool of my self
55. You???ve got a great sporting spirit
56. You make me laugh
57. You celebrate my triumphs
58. You help me overcome my shortcomings
59. Your selfless and giving
60. Without feeling hesitant I can borrow
your books, dress, etc Etc Etc
61. You bring sunshine into my life
62. You never gossip about me
63. You know how to pamper me
64. You know were to find the best pair
of jeans on the cheap
65. You never dump me for someone else
66. You know how 2 make me stop when;
I????m talking sheer nonsense
67. You consider my feelings too
68. I can call u any time of the day without
feeling hesitant
69. You point out when I????m looking
like an idiot
70. You know exactly what to get for my
birthday
71. Cockroaches don't scare the hell out
of you
72. You don't loose your cool as often
as I do
73. You so much believe in sharing, from
secrets to candies
74. You know the best eating joint
75. You never shout along with me when
I?????m shouting at my throats best
76. You immediately apologize after harshly
giving me a piece of your mind
77. You are never afraid to accept your
faults
78. You respect my privacy
79. You never demand a clarification
80. You always save the last bite of delicious
4 me
81. Your shoulders are ever ready for
me to lean on
82. You alarm me when I??????ve gained
too much weight
83. You light up my life
84. You patiently listen to all my troubles
85. Because you bring infinite joys to
me
86. You?????re as sweet as can be
87. You accept me the way I am
88. Each time I think of you, I smile
89. You know how to emotionally black
mail me
90. I can trust on your advice
91. You?????re a true reflection of me
92. I can ask you questions like "am
I looking good" no of times and I
know you won't get irritated
93. NO ONE CAN EVER TAKE YOUR PLACE
94. You????????????ve seen me at my worst
and still stood by me
95. You have more faith in me than I do
in myself
96. You will never change no matter what
happens tomorrow
97. You make me wish, we were in the same
family
98. You know when to make things light
99. You never laugh at my faults
100. You bring out the best in me
101. And the greatest reason is that,
you are simply "YOUo |
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| 10. |
| English |
: |
I love you |
| Afrikaans |
: |
Ek het jou lief |
| Albanian |
: |
Te dua |
| Arabic |
: |
Ana behibek |
| Armenian |
: |
Yes kez sirumen |
| Bambara |
: |
M'bi fe |
| Bengali |
: |
Ami tomake bhalobashi
|
| Belarusian |
: |
Ya tabe kahayu |
| Bisaya |
: |
Nahigugma ako kanimo
|
| Bulgarian |
: |
Obicham te |
| Cambodian |
: |
Soro lahn nhee ah
|
| Cantonese Chinese |
: |
Ngo oiy ney a |
| Catalan |
: |
T'estimo |
| Cherokee |
: |
Tsi ge yu i |
| Cheyenne |
: |
Ne mohotatse |
| Chichewa |
: |
Ndimakukonda |
| Creol |
: |
Mi aime jou |
| Croatian |
: |
Volim te |
| Czech |
: |
Miluji te |
| Danish |
: |
Jeg Elsker Dig |
| Dutch |
: |
Ik hou van jou |
| Elvish |
: |
Amin mela lle |
| Esperanto |
: |
Mi amas vin |
| Estonian |
: |
Ma armastan sind |
| Ethiopian |
: |
Afgreki' |
| Faroese |
: |
Eg elski teg |
| Farsi |
: |
Doset daram |
| Filipino |
: |
Mahal kita |
| Finnish |
: |
Mina rakastan sinua
|
| French |
: |
Je t'aime, Je t'adore |
| Frisian |
: |
Ik h?ld fan dy |
| Gaelic |
: |
Ta gra agam ort |
| Georgian |
: |
Mikvarhar |
| German |
: |
Ich liebe dich |
| Gree |
: |
S'agapo |
| Gujarati |
: |
Hoo thunay prem karoo
choo |
| Hiligaynon |
: |
Palangga ko ikaw |
| Hawaiian |
: |
Aloha Au Ia`oe |
| Hebrew |
: |
Ani ohevet otekh |
| Hiligaynon |
: |
Guina higugma ko ikaw
|
| Hindi |
: |
Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte
hae |
| Hmong |
: |
Kuv hlub koj |
| Hopi |
: |
Nu' umi unangwa'ta
|
| Hungarian |
: |
Szeretlek |
| Icelandic |
: |
Eg elska tig |
| Ilonggo |
: |
Palangga ko ikaw |
| Indonesian |
: |
Saya cinta padamu |
| Inuit |
: |
Negligevapse |
| Spanish |
: |
Te Quiero |
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| 11. |
I
love 3 things! The sun, the moon and
U! The sun for the day, the moon for
the night and you forever! |
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| 12. |
When time comes
for u to give ur heart to someone,
make sure u select someone who will
never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts
has never spare parts.
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| SMS |
| 1. |
CONGRATS" U have
been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means 'Member of Bhikari Association'
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A's. |
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| 2. |
Every
tear is a sign of brokenness, every
silence is a sign of loneliness, every
smile is a sign of kindness, every SMS
is a sign of remembrance.-- |
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| 3. |
Heart
can Skip beat for a while... Memories
can be kept in d file... A desert can
be replaced by Nile. But nothing can
stop a smile, when your name comes on
my MOBILE. |
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| 4. |
Relationship
is like a Garden. It's beautiful when
watered with...love, hugs, tears &
cheers. But it dries up if left untouched...so
pls keep in touch... |
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| 5. |
Hi, Congratulations, u r today’s
winner.
1st price: good friendship
2nd price :lot of love
3rd price: life long sms.
For confirm ur price, send SMS to my mobile
and for get ur price contact me |
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| Kiss |
| 1. |
When I saw you,
I was afraid to meet you... When I met
you, I was afraid to kiss you... When
I kissed you, I was afraid to love you...
Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose
you." |
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| 2. |
Will you love me in December as you
do in May, Will you love me in the good
old fashioned way? When my hair has all
turned gray, Will you kiss me then and
say, That you love me in December as you
do in May?" |
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| 3. |
Benefits
of Kissing ;Changes taste; Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry; Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong; So KEEP KISSING |
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| 4. |
Kiss is the key
of love. Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children. Children
are the problem of Bangladesh.To solves
this problem. Avoid Kisses.......... |
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| 5. |
I'm a kisser,
i kiss people for money, but you are
my friend I will KISS YOU FOR FREE!!
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| 6. |
When you kiss a british girl she says
"kiss me softly"
When you kiss a american girl shw says
"kiss me hardly"
And
When u kisses a Bangladeshi girl she says
"lojja" (Dont tell anybody pl) |
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| 7. |
My love for you grows more with each
passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes
my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss. |
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| Wise Words |
| 1. |
Each moment of
ur life is a picture
Each moment of ur life is a picture
which u had never seen before. And which
ull never see again so enjoy & live
life & make each moment beautiful....
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| 2. |
In life LOVE is
never planned nor does it happen for
a reason. But when LOVE is real, It
becomes your PLAN for life and yor reason
for living. |
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| 3. |
What
is trust?? Trust is a feeling that a
one year child has, when you throw him
in air and catch again, and he enjoys
it |
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| 4. |
When a baby born
he/she will cry near by all are happy,
when anyone die he/she will be pleasant
but near by all are cry. See how this
world is unfair |
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| 5. |
Your Love is Ur Hear
Your heart is Ur Spouse ,
Your spouse is Ur Future ,
Your future is Ur Destiny ,
Your destiny is Ur Ambition,
Your ambition is Ur Aspiration ,
Your aspiration is Ur Motivation ,
Your motivation is Ur Belief ,
Your belief is Ur Peace ,
Your peace is Ur Target ,
Your target is Heaven ,
Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS . |
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| 6. |
"A Smile is like a drop of water
in Burning Desert... so my dear keep smiling" |
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7. |
When a friend is
in trouble, don't annoy him by asking
if there is anything you can do. Think
up something appropriate and do it. |
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| 8. |
Every Failure is
a lesson--Learn well, every Success
is a Battle-Fight it & every Friend
is a jewel-Keep well in your heart |
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