Jokes ... ...

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
"Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally......That’s why boys go to college regularly....
3. First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
4. I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
Girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
6. Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found...!
8. 1 person - you are lonely
2 people - you have a couple friends, but not many
3 people - you have a few friends...
4 people - you have some friends...
5 people - you have several friends!
6 people - you have many friends!
7 people - you are SOOOO loved!
8 people - everyone loves you!!!!!!
9. blood test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test !
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remember me

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain you’ll break my heart 4ever!xxx

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me. Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope


I have the "I", I have the "L", I have the "O", I have the "V", I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"?
7. I miss u when i am bore
I miss u when i am alone
I miss u when i am worried
I miss u when i am happy
I miss u when i am confused
I miss u when i am upset
I miss u when i think about u
I miss u when i am tension
I miss u 365 days
I miss u 52 weeks
I miss u 12 mths
I miss u 8760 days
I miss u 8760 hrs
I miss u 525600 mins
I miss u 31536000 sec
I miss u when i breath
I miss u every tIme ~*~
8. 101 reasons what makes you a great friend:
1. I can't spell friendship without you
2. You??re the most beautiful flower in the garden of my life
3. You can easily tell a lie for my convenience
4. You understand when I????m too busy
5. You know me better than my siblings
6. You don't necessarily support my decisions
7. You go an extra mile when I need help
8. U tolerate my bad moods and still speak to me when your in 1
9. At others expense, you make a great laughing partner
10. You walk in when others walk out
11. I can speak my heart out to you
12. You openly discuss a disastrous date/crush
13. You fall for the same junk as I do
14. You help me to choose the right think for my heartthrob
15. I can throw my tantrums on
16. I can rely on you to post my letters
17. I know I needn't look my best when you?re around
18. I can discuss my creepy fantasies with you
19. You motivate me to exercises
20. You???ve got sense of humor
21. You hand me your handkerchief when I??ve conveniently 4gotten mine
22. You bluntly tell me when I need to spray a deo or mouth freshener
23. I can freely discuss my ex's end my latest crush
24. I can talk to you for hours about anything and nothing
25. I can tuck in for a blockbuster night
26. You know my secret wishes and keep them a secret
27. You know how to give me little surprises to make my day
28. You keep me well informed about latest gossips
29. You let me know, when I need to mend my way
30. You r a reminder of what???????s important in life
31. I can freely discuss censored topics with you
32. You always welcome me with a warm hug
33. Even if we're not in touch for ages, I know your there for me
34. You flatter me when I need to
35. You never burn a hole in my pocket
36. Shopping is fun. You always manage a good bargain
37. You understand my moods very well
38. You answer my phone, when I?????m avoiding a call
39. You never let ego come between us
40. You are there for me, when I??????m feeling down
41. Going out with u doesn't need a reason or occasion
42. Time simply flies by whenever we're together
43. I can be very comfy with you
44. You help me solve my problems
45. You keep a check on me when I????m at my spending spree
46. You can sit quietly with me
47. You care for my happiness
48. You equally participate with me on playing a prank
49. You don't take me for granted
50. You get worried when I????m not well
51. You read me like a book
52. Your always soooo right
53. Whenever I???m wrong you never make it worse by saying "I told u so"
54. I can be funny and get away without making a fool of my self
55. You???ve got a great sporting spirit
56. You make me laugh
57. You celebrate my triumphs
58. You help me overcome my shortcomings
59. Your selfless and giving
60. Without feeling hesitant I can borrow your books, dress, etc Etc Etc
61. You bring sunshine into my life
62. You never gossip about me
63. You know how to pamper me
64. You know were to find the best pair of jeans on the cheap
65. You never dump me for someone else
66. You know how 2 make me stop when; I????m talking sheer nonsense
67. You consider my feelings too
68. I can call u any time of the day without feeling hesitant
69. You point out when I????m looking like an idiot
70. You know exactly what to get for my birthday
71. Cockroaches don't scare the hell out of you
72. You don't loose your cool as often as I do
73. You so much believe in sharing, from secrets to candies
74. You know the best eating joint
75. You never shout along with me when I?????m shouting at my throats best
76. You immediately apologize after harshly giving me a piece of your mind
77. You are never afraid to accept your faults
78. You respect my privacy
79. You never demand a clarification
80. You always save the last bite of delicious 4 me
81. Your shoulders are ever ready for me to lean on
82. You alarm me when I??????ve gained too much weight
83. You light up my life
84. You patiently listen to all my troubles
85. Because you bring infinite joys to me
86. You?????re as sweet as can be
87. You accept me the way I am
88. Each time I think of you, I smile
89. You know how to emotionally black mail me
90. I can trust on your advice
91. You?????re a true reflection of me
92. I can ask you questions like "am I looking good" no of times and I know you won't get irritated
94. You????????????ve seen me at my worst and still stood by me
95. You have more faith in me than I do in myself
96. You will never change no matter what happens tomorrow
97. You make me wish, we were in the same family
98. You know when to make things light
99. You never laugh at my faults
100. You bring out the best in me
101. And the greatest reason is that, you are simply "YOUo
I love you
Ek het jou lief
Te dua
Ana behibek
Yes kez sirumen
M'bi fe
Ami tomake bhalobashi
Ya tabe kahayu
Nahigugma ako kanimo
Obicham te
Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese
Ngo oiy ney a
Tsi ge yu i
Ne mohotatse
Mi aime jou
Volim te
Miluji te
Jeg Elsker Dig
Ik hou van jou
Amin mela lle
Mi amas vin
Ma armastan sind
Eg elski teg
Doset daram
Mahal kita
Mina rakastan sinua
Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Ik h?ld fan dy
Ta gra agam ort
Ich liebe dich
Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Palangga ko ikaw
Aloha Au Ia`oe
Ani ohevet otekh
Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Kuv hlub koj
Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Eg elska tig
Palangga ko ikaw
Saya cinta padamu
Te Quiero
I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

CONGRATS" U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means 'Member of Bhikari Association'
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A's.
Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is a sign of loneliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every SMS is a sign of remembrance.--
Heart can Skip beat for a while... Memories can be kept in d file... A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile, when your name comes on my MOBILE.
Relationship is like a Garden. It's beautiful when watered, hugs, tears & cheers. But it dries up if left pls keep in touch...
5. Hi, Congratulations, u r today’s winner.
1st price: good friendship
2nd price :lot of love
3rd price: life long sms.
For confirm ur price, send SMS to my mobile and for get ur price contact me
When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."
2. Will you love me in December as you do in May, Will you love me in the good old fashioned way? When my hair has all turned gray, Will you kiss me then and say, That you love me in December as you do in May?"
Benefits of Kissing ;Changes taste; Burns Calories; Lips never go dry; Relieves Stress; Makes face muscles strong; So KEEP KISSING
Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of children. Children are the problem of Bangladesh.To solves this problem. Avoid Kisses..........
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend I will KISS YOU FOR FREE!!
6. When you kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"
When you kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly"
When u kisses a Bangladeshi girl she says "lojja" (Dont tell anybody pl)
7. My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.
Wise Words
Each moment of ur life is a picture
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful....
In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when LOVE is real, It becomes your PLAN for life and yor reason for living.
What is trust?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has, when you throw him in air and catch again, and he enjoys it
When a baby born he/she will cry near by all are happy, when anyone die he/she will be pleasant but near by all are cry. See how this world is unfair
5. Your Love is Ur Hear
Your heart is Ur Spouse ,
Your spouse is Ur Future ,
Your future is Ur Destiny ,
Your destiny is Ur Ambition,
Your ambition is Ur Aspiration ,
Your aspiration is Ur Motivation ,
Your motivation is Ur Belief ,
Your belief is Ur Peace ,
Your peace is Ur Target ,
Your target is Heaven ,
Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS .
6. "A Smile is like a drop of water in Burning Desert... so my dear keep smiling"
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
Every Failure is a lesson--Learn well, every Success is a Battle-Fight it & every Friend is a jewel-Keep well in your heart
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